Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.

Ed H just opened his dutch thermos

by the king of the entire world December 4, 2010

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Dutch pocket

An Amish woman’s vagina.

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.

by Blackice417 March 20, 2019

Rumble Dutch

Same as Dutch rudder except in a vehicle driver places hand on passengers hand on genitals and drives down the rumble strips on highway.

I enjoy my car pool way more because the driver gives me a rumble Dutch every morning!!

by Ned&Bigbone15 January 28, 2016

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021

Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020