Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way

1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.

by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018

Corgi butts

The most beautiful thing ever

Corgi butts are beautiful and plump like the well known moto moto

by Pandanugget2.0 March 16, 2019

butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.

Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.

by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015

great butt

An interjection used by Dr. Doc Brownbutt when talking to Marty McButt.

"Great butt! We need to go back in time and find a buttress before all the butt tubs are gone!"

by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015

cub butt

When you sit in your Piper Super Cub to long and it makes your butt sore

Jeez I have major Cub butt from that long flight yesterday.

by Uhhhaha August 20, 2019

Cyclops butt

When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.

by TheUnderhill January 3, 2017