Street wizard

Questionable Homeless person off of Harrison Avenue. Might be wearing a red worn beanie and stolen converses.

Also often seen smoking crack.
Did you guys see that street wizard starting a fire?
by Streetis wizus May 05, 2024
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history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok
Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️
by Taintphister March 29, 2024
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wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.
Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
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Wizard wang

An alternative word for “dick.” But not just any dick. That GOOD, SPIRITUAL, MAGICAL, dick. It’s out of this world amazing.
“Girrrrrrl, tell me why he came over last night and dropped that wizard wang on me. Sex magic was happening, and now I’m walking like Bambi fresh out the womb.”
by Energylilith January 05, 2021
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Hex and The Wizards

A band consisting of six members, mainly found playing in California.

The members consist of;

Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist

- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.

Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.

Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist

- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.

'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist

- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.

Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.

Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.

Albums;

- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)
"Dude I went to the Double R' Bar to see hex and the wizards! They blasted the place up with their music! I'd love to seem em' again!"

"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"
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mindful wizard

The mindful wizard just gave me goaty advice for my life
by Thon the angry wizard April 27, 2022
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