The theory that the second pancake will be significantly better than the first one. For example, your mom and dad got divorced after 5 years of marriage. Then, your dad got remarried and just celebrated their 20 year anniversary.
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1: hey who are you gonna vote for in the next election
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick
2: I hate all of them, I wish I could just anti-vote the ones I hate the most
1: You’re talking about the Anti-Vote Theory dude
2: That’s sick
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by WordsMan007 June 14, 2021
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Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
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Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.
Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.
Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
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