Rub Smokies

Rubbing smokies is an act of endearment between two heterosexual male friends. Similar to an eskimo kiss but with their penises.

Dude, that was a thoughtful Xmas gift you got me. We should rub smokies later.

by Hmilltone December 21, 2023

Buckle rubbing

A southern phrase that means grinding and/or dry humping that usually leads to sexual intercourse.

Me and Caroline went out last night and before we knew it we were buckle rubbing and the rest is history

by Dietdoctorpepper6701 May 19, 2016

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 01, 2023

Rim Rub

When you rub the anal area with your finger, just around the rim.

Oh baby, let me just give you a wet rim rub before bed.

by LeakyB00ty December 22, 2021

secondary rub

When a man or woman gently massages their partner's genitals shortly after achieving orgasm

Never have I ever received a secondary rub

by Flair Hay May 03, 2015

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 01, 2018

Rub a dud

When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!

"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"

by Ulgubulgu February 05, 2020