Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)

Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.

by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023

Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger

Tickle rub.....what’s up nigga

by Tasthlai August 6, 2021

Rubbing the Bag

When you're with her and just massaging to the point where the bag is no longer in wherever is being massaged and touched.

YOOO. I was rubbing the BAG out of her clit dude it was crazy.

by Bagman45 April 26, 2019

Chub-Rub

A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)

Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!

by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022

rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

rub rag

Rag used to clean up after masturbation

My mom just cleaned my room I hope she didn't find my stash of rub rags

by cloud wizard August 23, 2016

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023