runny poo

ass vomit, rusty water

by wayne king June 5, 2003

Cunt Poo

The medical condition where a woman passes excrement through her vaginal passage and urinates from her anus.

1. Mary felt embarrassed when the front of her skirt blew up when she farted and dropped a Cunt Poo.

2. Ann had Irish skidmarks after a violent Cunt Poo.

by Witse March 29, 2009

poo gas

1. The emission that occurs as a result of a diarrhetic episode.
2. An excaimation pronouncing something to be distasteful.
3. A term of endearment when used in an awkward yet satisfying context.

1. "Man, did you get a whiff of that kid's poo gas?"
2. "Empty keg? That shit's poo gas!"
3. *laughter* "poo gas" *more laughter*

by miss sarah April 3, 2006

Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.

Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.

by poo shader October 24, 2010

perfect poo

when you take a dump and when you go to wipe there is nothing to wipe, your ass is clean

"I eat tacos all and i still had a perfect poo"

"Your the lucky one when you have a perfect poo"

by 4 Points October 18, 2009

Poo Nugget

A small to medium round ball of phecal matter.

I was tryin to drop a big one, but instead i just shot out a couple of poo nuggets

by TJANN February 10, 2007

Winnie The Poo

V: This sex act consists of fisting one's butthole, and then licking their fingers. It looks alot like Winnie the Pooh eating honey out of a jar.

Chris: Hey what did you last night?

Logan: yo man, i Winnie the Pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.

by fbgetmoney April 26, 2009