Puff Muff

A Hairy Vagina, or Vaginal Afro

I have a hairy puff muff

by Roxette July 9, 2003

Muff Cabbage

Jersey shore slang for vagina, used as an insult towards women.

You're a f*cking muff cabbage!

by P Banger October 16, 2010

muff cabbage

muff cabbage is a new slang term (come from jerseyites) for calling a woman a cunt. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

Fuck you you dirty piece of muff cabbage.

Listen here you fucking muff cabbage, you and I are going to smoosh.

by Tyler Blonigs October 17, 2010

Muff cabbage

It's A Jersey Thing...

Thanks To Southpark! This Will Get Many Definitions

Muff cabbage, not sure its a jersey thing

by Ninjaeeee October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A term used to describe a fat woman who acts in whorish nature.

I was surprised when i found Taylor's mom to be a giant piece of muff cabbage.

by Champers Scampers October 19, 2010

Stuff her muff

The act of shoving your penis into a women’s vagina.

As a beautiful lady walked by,my good friend Evan whispered to me gingerly “I’d stuff her muff”.

by Hockeydude3344 December 25, 2017

marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.

Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!

by Mufftruck November 12, 2016