hannah montana

well, most girls my age think that i would like her, (considering i'm 12) but i don't. but hey, if you want to listen to some girl caterwaul, look like a horse, and sing 'vote for sex' backwards, be my guest. shoot, i'm not even sure she's a 'she'.

and someday, she/he will end up like most of the other child stars.

hannah montana is the worst thing since the war.

by mya mastodon April 3, 2008

hannah montana

A terrible show on Disney Channel featuring some ugly "nobody" girl who sings horribly and talks with a spitty tennessee accent. WARNING: DO NOT WATCH.

I.E

I watched hannah montana once and was traumatized after hearing her songs.

by Depriisha August 20, 2006

Hannah Baker

Verb.

Usually meaning in a harmful way towards someone, it depends in which way you use it. It can either mean someone rapes you or you kill youreself. It's meaning comes from the show "13 Reasons Why" coming from one of the charaters of the show.

"Go Hannah Baker yourself !" or "I hope someone Hannah Baker's you."

by AnonymousMartinez77 April 15, 2017

Hannah

the one that is crazy and has a load of fun

"that chicken hannah"

by That Chick March 5, 2015

Hannah O'Rourke

Hannah O'Rourke is the best at everything, art, dance, and drawing & more. She is amazing + Beats everyone at everything

Everyone loves her and she is absolutely gorgeous with the best hair.

"Have you seen Hannah O'Rourke?"

"Yes she's fucking hot!"

by playdoisawesome August 22, 2011

Backwards Hannah

To spray faeces out of the anus in such a radial fashion that the entire circumference of the bowl is covered in a fine film of nard. The only logical explanation is that the owner of said faeces mounted the toilet backwards in order to achiever such coverage. Named after a certain girl from Ormond College who absolutely splattered the porcelain after a night on the turps.

There was so many skidmarks on the toilet he must have done a backwards Hannah!

by jkwebb87 December 6, 2006

Hannah Montana

As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.

Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.

by K_rachel_O November 25, 2007