fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

Ex-skype-ted

Excited to talk on skype.

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!

by babybel cheese September 11, 2011

Ex

My ex alana
The queen of hell
That’s really it

Fuck you I hate you

My ex Alana blackmailed my ass 9 times in a row and won’t stop talking about me

by Bassproshophat November 14, 2023

ex

somehting given to provide assurance.

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by abcd4gth December 24, 2023

fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

star-crossed exes

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.

“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)

by Trian December 29, 2023

ex named francisco

Your worst ex! Doesn’t know how to act nor how to use his fingers! Is also seemingly dating his sister.

friend: do you have an ex named francisco?
you: yes! how did you know?

friend: let me take you to therapy!

by a traumatised ex January 3, 2024