colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

Kick anyone shorter than you day

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

Kick anyone shorter than you day december 1st

by Hey Hi Hey November 6, 2019

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

To describe a girls twat when it is moist to prepare for sex.

Wow that feels so good! Your clit is wetter than an otter’s pocket!

by Biden is a dick April 2, 2021

Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.

"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"

by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008

niggas talk more than bitches these days

Dude claim that bitches be runnin they mouth... but in reality it's them in the locker room talking bout them bitches.

I. Wait... he told you we fucked!?
2. Yeah and gave me details!
1. And they say we talk shit...
2. I know girl... niggas talk more than bitches these days.

by Caseymarie451 January 19, 2017

gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005