pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

by Cully Mumbles September 29, 2017

Mustard pee

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy

I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.

by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017

pee deck

A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.

In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.

Don’t pee on the pee deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021

sneak pee

When one two males are urinating in a bathroom, and one guy surreptitiously looks over at the other guy's junk to get a "sneak peek" at his jewels

"Bro, I was peeing, and Rodney took a sneak pee at me!"

"Dude Josh totally just sneak peed me in the bathroom. Wtf!?"

by NitchBigger August 4, 2016

Pee Gravity

When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.

I was like 2 seconds from opening the bathroom door and the pee gravity almost made me piss myself.

by shayaknyc August 16, 2012

Pee Fruit

Many people in the world call Lemons Pee Fruit. It is also used to bully poor lemons such as lemon't. It is called the pee fruit due to its Yellow shape and the lemon juice looks like pee

Is that a pee fruit? PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT

by Taffy Fps June 2, 2020

Euro-peeing

A play on words with Europeans and peeing - if you don't get it say it out loud.

The Europeans are Euro-peeing their pants about the newest episode of Doctor Who on tumblr; it must be good!

or

American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.

by Contributerrr May 19, 2013