Tense

very nervous and worried and unable to relax because of something that is going to happen: Afraid of Past Events

You seem very Tense is everything ok

by $ $ $ $ December 19, 2023

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Stay on Ten

Stay Alert, always be Ready, to stay ready for ready.

1. Police officers must stay on Ten because things can pop off any second.

2. I try staying prepared for anything, it's best to stay on Ten.

by MissTECfacts July 30, 2024

Ten shpots

Plural noun.

Singular use; "ten shpot."

Irish slang originating from the TV show "Hardy Bucks".

It means bags of hash or sometimes weed, costing only 10 euro per bag. First used by Francis "The Viper" Higgins.

Dealer: "Ten shpots there lads, first come first served."

Buyer: "Ah here man I've only 9 quid to me name like, how about some mates rates?"

Dealer: "Feck off and stop wasting me time lad."

Buyer: "Fine, the shligo boys' hash is better anyway ya tire-faced freak."

by Chode McGuffin September 29, 2023