Teacher

A state employee who, as such, doesn't know what real work is and complains about getting paid $40,000-$110,000 with a pension to work part time for 8 months of the year.

Teacher: Teachers don't get paid enough. We need more money or your kids will all end up garbage men

Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber

by im so damn bored June 3, 2011

vet tech

the person who does ALL the work in a veterinary office. Someone who takes care and knows more than the vet, yet gets paid $9/hr

That vet tech is awesom

by Therealvettech September 4, 2009

sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.

Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.

by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016

Tech

Short for "Technician" or "Technology".

The arcade game was broke so we had to call a games tech.

Iraq wishes it has the tech the US army has!

by leshrack March 15, 2003

Lane Tech

The literal worst high school ever. Every single person here is either weird as fuck or thinks they are the shit. You will probably want to kill yourself every single day if you go here. You only get clout by hooking up with a bunch of people or if you’re hot. You either are a clout chaser, a nerd, a stoner, or you’re the ones who want to burn the fucking building to the ground bc you hate it so much.

also known as:
HELL

Joey: Yo what school do you go to
Olivia: Lane Tech
Joey: Ew that school is gay af! LTK

by hoes b mad September 1, 2019

teacher

as you are a kid these guys may get n your nerves by throwing some Fucking homework on you're desk and you can get so pissed off at these adults because they have power over you and you do not have any power for twelve fucking years but at the end of high school you'll look back and realize that these son of a bitches actually helped you get somewhere in life

im mad at my fucking teacher

by palomino chitwood December 7, 2018

Virginia Tech

*#1 Architecture school in country
*Top notch Engineering program
*Good business school
*#1 campus dining in country
*Respected Football team (good at other sports too but it is a football school)
*No preppy dbags (like UVa)
*Intelligent student body (average gpa for class of '13 was 3.94)
*Alumni have the highest initial salary in Virginia
Contrary to popular belief (by belief I mean rumors spread by faggy UVa students) the student body does not consist of rednecks, VT doesn't take just anyone. The student body mostly come from middle class families and are generally pretty smart. They don't fuck animals (another completly retarded rumor) unless by "fuck animals" you mean "party like crazy".

Virginia Tech: Good food, good football, cool people, good academics, good parties, and lots of shool spirit.
In short, the place you want to be if you want to be successful in life while having fun along the way.

by im in miami bitch November 23, 2009