ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016

Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....

(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear

by bootsherk March 27, 2018

Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)

The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.

by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

my tears ricochet

My tears ricochet is about Taylors stolen albums.
I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace -RED
And you’re the hero flying around saving face - SN
And if im dead to you why are you at the wake? - REP
Cursing my name, -FEARLESS
wishing i stayed -1989
Look at how my tears ricochet- debut

did you know that my tears ricochet is about taylors stolen albums? yes,and did you know its the best folklore song?

by swiftiegirly January 25, 2024

mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 6, 2016