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Mario Teaches Typing

Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.
Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!

Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.
by Trump is the best waifu June 16, 2018
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typing quirk

commonly used by chronically online white girls who try to be unique or different from others.

(using a Z instead of an S/ a 3 instead of an e in sentences)
normal functioning human: Hello, do you like waffles?
weirdo who uses typing quirk : H3ll0, do u lik3 waffl3z?!
by nnnnnnico July 9, 2023
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Typing

Used as a code-word for masturbating.
"Hang on a minute, im still typing"
"Having a good time typing?"
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
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Tapping Out

Making the decision to leave the modern post-collegiate life of living in New York City to move home or to another city less exciting.
Liz is tapping out. Rent is too expensive so she is moving home with her parents.
by BigRed562928 May 30, 2014
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Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.
"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
by babom July 18, 2007
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Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
by JamesGee July 10, 2010
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Taking the Red Pill

The act of suddenly or gradually understanding the superiority of the right side of the political spectrum.
This involves truly understanding the physical and metaphysical world in a way that a person on the left side of the political spectrum would normally choose chooses to ignore.
"Hey bro, I've been taking the red pill lately, and I think I finally understand everything. Care to immerse yourself in my right wing literature?."
"Nah bro, I'd rather remain ignorant. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go beat my meat to the Communist Manifesto."
by TheAdamSandler June 12, 2017
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