ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch

1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.

by hans2663 January 21, 2009

skeet

to ejaculate in a somewhat erractic manner; to cum, bust a nut

Damn; you just skeeted all over her tits.

Don't you skeet in my eye.

by Danesha March 1, 2004

clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

by slut tits May 26, 2004

skeet

To eject sperm,cum,semen,etc. from the male's urethra (in the penis) and onto or into a bitch, or female.

After fucking the bitch, I accidentally skeeted in her coochie instead of her mouth

by John February 18, 2005

skeetchy

Variant of sketchy. Extreme sketchiness.

1. Deviating a great deal from what is ordinary, usual, or expected; notably strange or especially peculiar.

2. Remote; out-of-the-way.

1. The man in the shadows with the axe waiting near the docks was quite skeetchy.

2. We found the knife shop in a skeetchy corner of town.

by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC June 22, 2004

skeet

semen, cum, the white stuff, jizz

i style my hair with fresh skeet

by tylerisyourdad December 21, 2004

skeet

To jizz all over somebody, usually a woman; to emmit the white goodness from your body

Bitch! Don't make me skeet all over you just to make you shut up!

by Clat-Clat October 11, 2005