MLB status

means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed

guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"

MLB status by likenoneother September 7, 2010

Zombie Status 

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

Zombie Status by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

indirectly direct status

A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.

John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.

Jane comments on his status: what's up?

John replies: never mind

Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!

indirectly direct status by Ophooo September 17, 2013

Baller status 

The act of cumming on a person's face after having sex with them vigorously.
Permission must be granted without asking before the deed is done. Then and only then has baller status been achieved.

Chad Cheung totally achieved baller status when he came upon that small child's face

Baller status by BIGBOI[814] March 30, 2009

ninja status 

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

ninja status by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008

baller status 

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.

Chad Tipton has baller status.

baller status by ch4drock December 10, 2008

Baller Status 

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

Baller Status by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010