yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009

titie slackers

Womens breast that sag in an unattrative manner.

"Dude, those titie slackers in that porno were in need of medical attention."

by Dallas Over Nine Thousand November 4, 2009

Wolf Smackeroo

When a woman's face appears jaundiced after spending too much time in the sun and a male suitor has only one option--doggy-style.

Jane's face looked like it was melting so I had no choice but to give her the Wolf Smackeroo.

by smackaroo man June 24, 2010

Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.

Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!

by VC crew July 31, 2010

Hubba Snacker

1. One who smokes hub; hubbas, rock cocaine.

Yo man Recktard is such a Hubba Snacker.

by hubbasnacker1filthy October 30, 2011

bike shacker

when one or more parties of a hook up don't walk but bike home the next morning in the clothes from the previous night, including but not limited to; high heels, mini skirts, dresses, full jewelry, graphic tees

Benefits: significantly shortens the length of time it takes to get home in the morning.

Guy 1: That's a weird outfit to wear for an early morning bike ride.
Guy 2: Aw no man, she's just riding a bike home after she shacked. A bike shacker.

by sorostitute512 August 27, 2011

poontang smacker

-One who can really please the clitoris.

-when one smacks a girls pussy during the act of intercourse

Girl 1: did you go out with that guy you met on Christian mingle last night
Girl 2: yeah but he was a huge poontang smacker which I enjoyed but a good Christian woman like me shouldn't be enjoying.

by Really tan shiba inu July 5, 2015