Sneaky Miyagi

The act of attempting to whacks on and whack off quietly and without waking your partner next to you.

Man, my wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.

Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.

by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019

Sneaky Kyra

A person who is addicted to dogs and then gets down on all fours and starts acting like one in public.

Look at that sneaky Kyra over there licking Sam’s leg!

by livelaughdogs February 17, 2024

The sneaky James

The act of toeing your woman's vagina while receiving head, then telling the entire smoko room about last night's endeavours. All the while providing video evidence

Last night I pulled the sneaky james and it was epic!

by Hitler yourh April 10, 2021

Sneaky Freaky

Tryna get freaky with someone without making it obvious

“charlie was trying to get sneaky freaky with lilia over snapchat”

by Ce\runchynutsacks July 17, 2024

Sneaky Neubs

When you are fucking a girl in missionary position with her legs around your shoulders, then pull out and try to sneakily put it in her bum hole instead of her pussy.

My boyfriend is always pulling out and trying to pull a sneaky Neubs, but my asshole is too tight so it never fits.

by ShadowManScoobs May 2, 2024