Mary Smith

When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!

me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days

(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith

by em04 March 26, 2020

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Brad Smith

Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.

Him: Stay away from Brad Smith

Her: Why?

Him: Just stay away from him

by N1SS4N GTR March 28, 2020

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Alexis Smith

A human who cant shit without there asshole ripping

I hate to say it but your a Alexis Smith

by Ceeessh April 14, 2020

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Taryn Smith

A very stupid and short and annoying yet she’s a good beat friend

Taryn smith is a dumbo

by Amroooooop April 23, 2020

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ben smith

Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.

- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?

- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)

by yumyum1492 April 29, 2020

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