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sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.
"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"
by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009
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sleep assault

when youre partner(another boy or girl, can be gay or strait) falls asleep, but you can have sexual intercourse with them. Only works if the one doing action is a boy.
Last night I was super horny, so before Linda fell asleep she said I could sleep assault.
by statonstaton February 5, 2012
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Fat Sleep

After you wake up from sleeping and you lay in bed with complete silence relaxing. The only activity that can be done between is a morning pee. you must return to your bed and lay down for it to be fat sleep.
Joe woke up and layed in his bed fat sleeping for two hours, adding to his sloth like ways.

Joe: I fat slept for like 3 hours
Mike: You're a real slothman and a FOF to boot.
by Ih8umikelee May 13, 2008
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sleep denial

When you wake up hours before you need to so you lay in bed pretending to be asleep without any of the actual benefits of sleeping.
I woke up like two hours before i usually do so i just laid in bed for a while, I was in total sleep denial.
by Wiita July 19, 2010
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Sleeping Bag

referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.
"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"
by Yvetta von Kurtz September 28, 2011
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Sleep Wanking

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008
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reverse sleep in

Instead of sleeping in through the morning, one "sleeps in" (or goes to bed) in the early evening, before 10pm. Thus "reverse" sleeping in. It has the same benefits as a "standard sleep in," but you can still wake up early.
"I'm not going to hang out tonight, I'm really looking forward to a reverse sleep in."
by jweddle October 9, 2008
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