Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
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Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.
Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...
by shatcat September 28, 2023
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Angry Shart

When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024
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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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Shart kinnie

When the shart so dangerous u kin it
Sara:such a juicy squirt ugh
Lily: I'm a shart kinnie
by Ghostboobs69 August 10, 2021
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shart

expel feces accidentally when breaking wind.
noun
an instance of accidentally expelling feces when breaking wind.
by lbkhfjbf;jbqe November 11, 2022
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shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
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