Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.

Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.

by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010

self control

Not saying what you're really thinking, despite how emotionally rewarding it would be.

'You managed not to tell your future mother in law what a cunt she was being? Talk about self control.'

by Eremiru September 25, 2009

selfie

Masturbation

The wife wants me to pick up some tampons on the way home - looks like I'm pulling a selfie tonight.

by jazzf December 14, 2013

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

self-aware

A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.

"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Self - Obsessed

Excessively preoccupied with one’s own life and circumstances; thinking only about oneself, not a thought for anyone else's feelings all me me me

Charlotte is so self - Obsessed never thinks of anyone's feelings but her own

by The planet June 21, 2015

Selfie Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone else behind you is also taking a selfie.

Cool guy 1: Hey, I'm going to take a selfie.

Cool guy 2: Bro, let's take a selfie selfie.

by Brick13 August 19, 2014