sean

someone is is a joke but can’t take a joke

person 1: sean ur a salty bitch
sean: ~goes to bitch and whine~

by saltybitch6969 April 3, 2022

Sean

A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.

Sean is my rabid raccoon forever and always even tho he gave away my heart

by Ugotmynumber March 23, 2023

Bruce, Ant, and Sean

Makes me cry, fake, spooky.

Who's making you cry? Oh, it's Bruce, Ant, and Sean.

by katieandbeccaarecrying September 10, 2020

Big Sean

Big Sean is someone who steals women's rolexes, and writes songs about them and lies that they like it when they really hate it. He also has one call to fame and it's Ariana Grande and Naya Rivera.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about our friend's boyfriend? He stole her rolex

Friend 2: Man, he's such a Big Sean

by BigSeanIsOverParty September 2, 2020

Sean

Has a really tiny dick and also loves fucking other dudes, mainly known as a fag.

Sean has a really tiny penis

by heybbgwannafuck December 21, 2023

sean

Super handsome and sexy guy that always knows how to get easy money and easy girls he is smarter than any asian like jiho or anyone. He should be the king of the world. Amazing rugby player and is the beset in the world.

Damn, that guy is such a Sean

by SMART DEFINICIONS April 3, 2017

Sean

Sean is An absolute legend. This kid gets all the lady's and all the money he needs. Any one with the name Sean is an absolute legend. SIKE!!!
This kid is an absolute creep. Sean is one of those kids who tears wings off butterfly's and likes to watch them try to fly.

( Sean) Wana come to my place today
( Tyler) sure what do you want to do
( Sean) want to mix are blood together

by :((((( February 18, 2022