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emo Santa

This position has been long held by Sir Gerard Way the Sassy but some believe that Sir Daniel Howell the Posh has taken his position as emo Santa after he tweeted a picture of himself wearing a black Santa hat
'Omg I like the idea of an emo Santa more than one in red' ~ an emo person
by Pilots Phan April 22, 2018
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Santa

a bitch who beats up kids with sticks
S = Santa B = Boy
S “You’ve been a naughty boy.” *beats with stick* B “Santy please!” S “Fuck uou bitch.”
by amanwhodestroysyourmumspuss November 15, 2021
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Santa

A guy who flies around on Christmas Eve and gives gifts to children. If he wasn't magic, he would have had a heart attack by now.
Might be a pedophile. I don't think so.
Child- Is Santa coming?
Father- Yea
by Donutapplesauce December 21, 2022
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fantastic santa

When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
BOB- "wanna join my Fantastic santa tonight?"

MARC- "ohh yea!"
by HOLLA CHINK December 21, 2010
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Secret Santa

Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.
by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
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Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind
We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.
by Chief Elf February 6, 2020
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Santa Cruzin'

Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.
What you doing under that blanket?

Santa Cruzin'
by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025
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