When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
Get the Santa hatsmug. by CRYING SEAGULL December 6, 2021
Get the Santamug. The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.
Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
by lawbyjake April 10, 2015
Get the Santa Barbara Warm Toothmug. 
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
THE END
THE END
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
Get the Santa Clausmug. when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
Get the drunk santamug. A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
Get the Santa Clausmug.