The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
Get the salted his beardmug. by mpax73 June 9, 2020
Get the saltsmug. 
Get the SALTSmug. by Cpdough18 February 28, 2022
Get the Salt fevermug. A variation on the phrase, "It's all good." It is most commonly spoken very fast so the listener can not distinguish "salts good" from "it's all good."
by Salts Good July 27, 2016
Get the salts goodmug. smiled a little then stopped
Lacey: look this meme
Jason: SALTS
Lacey: whats that
Jason: when I say lmao I'm not actually dying of laughter
Jason: SALTS
Lacey: whats that
Jason: when I say lmao I'm not actually dying of laughter
by Kecieundercover June 23, 2020
Get the SALTSmug. by Salty Annachi's Enemy 🧂 November 16, 2021
Get the Saltmug.