State park rubbing

It's the state park clit! Not many know where it is but when you find it someone is happy.

Hey I found the spot for the state park rubbing!

by State park lover November 15, 2023

Rub One Out

To masturbate until ejaculation.

"Dude. i was so horny last night i had to rub one out."

by DingingBell May 22, 2025

Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 7, 2021

Round Rubbing

Depending upon context, it is either (1) The lesbian equivalent of circlejerk, or (2) the lesbian equivalent of circle jerkle

The all girls camp was a mess! The counselors walked in on a round rubbing!

by Dr. Sigmond Freud April 20, 2020

Rub around

A women's circle jerk; when a group of women gather in a circle and rub each other's clitorises to sexually pleasure one another, preferably to completion.

She couldn't stop squirting at the rub around!

by Phteven with a ph March 22, 2025

Rubbing a jack

Slang term for masturbating.

Last night, I was rubbing a jack.

by Fred O'Lay June 22, 2021

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022