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Lily Root

Lily Root is an amazing and wonderful human being! She can be obnoxious at times, but if there's is a problem with her friends, she'll get pretty serious. She always knows what's best for her and her family (friends included). Lily Root is a fairly shy person around strangers and the public, but around friends, she's an extrovert; no matter who is around her, if she's with her friends, she'll do about anything. Lily can do everything and anything, and everybody knows it.

Her middle school years are rough, but by the time it's 8th grade, she'll have almost all A's. She doesn't like writing against her will, and if she has to write everyday... she'll do everything except for writing, and probably look up photos on Google.

Lily Root loves playing video games, and when she gets home from school, she immediately runs to her computer or console. If she isn't playing video games, she's probably watching YouTube or dancing.

Lily won't do anything that she knows is bad! Though she may accidentally say a few curse words away from home, she will feel very guilty about it.

Lily Root is amazing, and you should become her friend! I mean... if you're into that.
by cantlivewithout April 18, 2019
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cold root

A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick
You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.
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The Rootbeer Float

When a man ejaculates on a woman while simultaneously allowing a shaken bottle of rootbeer to spray her.
Last night my man gave me The Rootbeer Float, I'll be sticky for a week!
by D12420 March 27, 2020
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White Root Medicine

I cured her problem with a meat injection and some white root medicine.
by The Doh Man March 29, 2020
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Drink root-beer day

On this day I drink root-beer
Girl 1: it is drink root-beer day
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The Root of all Evil

25.806975801...
"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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