rootie kazootie

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.

She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.

by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Rooter

A playa that has no standards. Will root anything and anyone.

Did you see that fugly chick Michael brought home last night? He's such a rooter.

by tbang123 October 6, 2009

Rootsy

Rootsy is a term used for masturbating. It is usually performed in front of the general public and/or friends and family. The louder and longer the masturbation is, the better the Rootsy.

A Rootsy is preferrably performed in front of men.

Man A: This game is boring, what do you wanna do?"

Man B: I saw some kids outside, let's go and have a Rootsy

or

"This concert is really making me hot....I think it's time for a Rootsy"

by deanoc316 April 24, 2009

rooto

rooto {Pronounced row-doe}is what you call someone when they shake like they're on crack (but they're not) and they attempt to focus on something and end up making a scene.
(plural is rootos, pretty much is a crew of rooto's)

ahahha look at protter! she's such a rooto!
oh snap, there's more! look at all the rooto's!

by MilleRrr May 31, 2006

Rootsin

The soda beverage Rootbeer, often sipped upon by a moron. AKA "Genuwine Rooty Beer"

Skimme a Genuwine Rootsin! Don't skip on the root!

by bobby August 21, 2003

roothablooga

A very cute person, generally said as a compliment.

"he's such a roothablooga"

by ash314159 November 16, 2004

rootbeer explosion

1. To mishear what is said and interpret it incorrectly. 2. To misunderstand what is said and repeat it back in question form.

1. Man #1-Hand over that bowl of sugar now!
Man #2-Did he say, "Hand over that Polish hooker?"
Man #3-No dumbass, bowl of sugar.
Man #2-Oops, sorry, rootbeer explosion.
2. What's the name of that band? Dialated Poop-Holes?

by Scott Farley September 1, 2008