roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018

satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.

"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"

by BeerSponge November 25, 2013

Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.

Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"

by Inwestphilyborn September 30, 2016

Roast

When food is cooked especially meat, by prolonged exposure to heat in a oven or over a fire

Bob: Hey John are you going to the roast I’m having this weekend
John: Yea sure what meat do you want me to take
Bob: Maybe some ribs and pork but don’t invite vegans because this is just meat and beer

John: Ok good idea Bob

by proxdy September 14, 2019

Roast Beef Rambler

When a female smashes her vagina upon another females face. Also known as a V stamp. Leaving behind an unfragant experience

While sleeeping sleeping Amanda received a Roast Beef Rambler.

by Hippie of Dirt May 4, 2019