Paddle

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.

You are turning into Padddle

by V.N.A.M May 17, 2006

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

piddle pipe

It was an idea i had when i was on the phone to the bestest person on the planet lol! It is slang for that hole u piss out of.

haha that's the wrong hole you fool, that's my piddle pipe!!

i pee from my piddle pipe.

i just secreted urine from my piddle pipe.

by Hollie March 13, 2005

PiddleDo

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

by Ali April 1, 2005

paddle steamer

Sexual act which involves dropping a cleveland steamer on a lady's chest before then performing a motorboat or for a more realistic speed (in proportion to the mode of transport mentioned in the name of the sexual act), a rowing boat.

Last night I found a local crackwhore for some paddle steamer action.

by DrJonas May 20, 2010

Paddle porn

Whitewater rafting images and/or video that elicit a subtle sexual response from the viewer, due to an overwhelming desire to go rafting.

John: "So did you get to go rafting today?"
Drew: "No, the weather was too shitty... Now I'm all worked up. If you need me, I'll be in my room watching paddle porn."

by Keepitrail October 6, 2012

Peddler

When oatsey has a wank.

we were supposed to go to water park but Tommy had a peddler.

by Aqc5529 February 2, 2020