When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 23, 2011
Get the pre-pottermore depression mug.when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022
Get the pre-commitment issues mug.That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.
I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.
by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018
Get the Pre-poop Chills mug.When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)
Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?
Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.
Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?
Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.
Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?
Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018
Get the Pre-Vacation Depression mug.When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.
Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.
by WriterLifer September 10, 2022
Get the Pre-event Prevention mug.When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
by Covido February 4, 2022
Get the Pre-Heaven Vaccination mug.Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 5, 2022
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