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Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.
Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?
by DopeVision April 5, 2022
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Pre-Work-Pace

The time period before the start of your shift. When you do not have enough time to do anything, but too much time to sit and do nothing. When this occurs you may "pace" around looking for something to do that takes just the right amount of time before work. Most times nothing is found to do before said work.
Tim: *pacing pacing* lets see i could organize my books. But that does not sound fun....I could watch some tv...Nothings on...

Tom: Poor Ted.. he suffers from Pre-Work-Pace
by SACNJT July 18, 2011
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pre-commitment issues

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.
by City Boy Up! December 20, 2022
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Pre-Vacation Depression

When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)
Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?

Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.

Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?

Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression
by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018
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Pre-Christmas Spirit

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.
Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.
by awesomeforce December 25, 2008
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pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.
John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”
by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021
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Pre-poop Chills

That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.
I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.
by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018
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