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garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole
I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.
by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017
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No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.
Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him
by B_lank June 17, 2018
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Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.
“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”
by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018
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poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
I got a poop poking today.
by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018
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Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass
Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”
by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019
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snow parking

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)
I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city
by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020
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Hog Porkin’

When you porkin that bitch (lil miss piggy) giving her that good dick. 100% putting that pig in the blanket making her pass tf out. S/O them Hughes Boys.
I went out to the club and saw this fine bitch, I took her home and got to hog porkin’ ... Oscar Meyer Style .. YA HERD!!!
by Philly2Miami April 16, 2020
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