Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt

John pork rizzing the heck up ishowspeeds gyatt so he did the thug shake on Fortnite catnap doing the rizzy move

“ John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt is good”

by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.

Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.

by elynnaie July 27, 2025

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022

Pork

Nathan lisle

Nathan lisle is such a pork

by SR3MASHTATIE August 22, 2021

Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.

Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”

by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017