Poop olympics

games to play that make pooping more fun, like the high jump which is the act of jumping as high as you can above the toilet right before the poop comes all the way out; the bigger the splash the more points.

Jim: I just had the best session of poop olympics
George: nice i had a good hurtles session the other day
Jim: nice nice

by sparrow goodfellow November 8, 2009

Poop Waffle

When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.

Hey tell your friend Vito he can't come over anymore, he keeps tracking poop waffles in my house

by snazzyypp January 17, 2015

Poop Snoop

The act of blowing cocaine up another person's anus. Often done by people who can no longer snort the coke due to nose damage.

John:Dude! That poop snoop numbed my whole ass, it also got me super coked up!

Billy: Tight!

by Anthonyiscool October 9, 2018

Poop Steeple

Little turd towers left by a nervous dog that stand up like little tiny smelly skyscrapers of refuse. I swear my mom's jack russel does this, I've seen them. Also, see definition for shanghai shitpile. Other commonly used interchangeable terms include:

little shitty city centers, non-denominational minarets of shit, constructs of caca, crap castles, fecal fortress, excremental erections

Kel: "Check it out, Molly is leaving those poop steeples again, she must be nervous about something, or maybe too much damn chinee food. Get the camera!"

Random Girl: "What the fuck are you talking about... take me home!"

Kel: Hold on, this is treasure. 'snap' Alright, lets go."

by kel the dog August 13, 2010

period poop

When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle

I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!

by taquito33 August 20, 2009

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008

splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007