Cunt Poo

The medical condition where a woman passes excrement through her vaginal passage and urinates from her anus.

1. Mary felt embarrassed when the front of her skirt blew up when she farted and dropped a Cunt Poo.

2. Ann had Irish skidmarks after a violent Cunt Poo.

by Witse March 29, 2009

runny poo

ass vomit, rusty water

by wayne king June 06, 2003

Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.

Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.

by poo shader October 23, 2010

poo gas

1. The emission that occurs as a result of a diarrhetic episode.
2. An excaimation pronouncing something to be distasteful.
3. A term of endearment when used in an awkward yet satisfying context.

1. "Man, did you get a whiff of that kid's poo gas?"
2. "Empty keg? That shit's poo gas!"
3. *laughter* "poo gas" *more laughter*

by miss sarah March 16, 2006

perfect poo

when you take a dump and when you go to wipe there is nothing to wipe, your ass is clean

"I eat tacos all and i still had a perfect poo"

"Your the lucky one when you have a perfect poo"

by 4 Points October 18, 2009

Poo Nugget

A small to medium round ball of phecal matter.

I was tryin to drop a big one, but instead i just shot out a couple of poo nuggets

by TJANN February 08, 2007

Winnie The Poo

V: This sex act consists of fisting one's butthole, and then licking their fingers. It looks alot like Winnie the Pooh eating honey out of a jar.

Chris: Hey what did you last night?

Logan: yo man, i Winnie the Pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.

by fbgetmoney April 21, 2009