Pineapple

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.

Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"

by danieldrake November 22, 2016

pineapple

Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.

You know a pineapple isn't an apple.

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

pineapple plump

Racist term for asian girls.

"Wow look at the fucken pineapple plump over there at panda express"

by Feggt July 27, 2016

pineapple fish

a person with fish lips that get bruises from sucking dick.

she's pineapple fish because she comes to school having bruises on her lips.

by bob 69 09 your mama July 27, 2016

Pineapple

The look on someone's face when they want to fuck you. It's basically when someone looks at you with fuck me eyes.

Girl 1: Look at the way he's looking at me.
Girl 2: Oh my god he's such a pineapple.

by tomboy.in.love.with.pizza June 19, 2016

pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"

The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!

by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016

Pineapple

word used to say you are about to send nudes

"hey gurl, pineapple for pineapple??"

by [e-mail] February 18, 2017