Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib

The official gamer tag of KMN Nazmus Haqib. CEO of Panda Fighting Club.

Guy 1 - "this alpha panda haqib shakib guy is throwing such lame jokes around."
Guy 2 - "I know right, how does he even get patta?"

by FactuallyCorrect September 19, 2021

Red Panda

A cute fluffy animal who’s extremely playful and somewhat human like.. Also something girls look like when they put their hair behind their ears and look up.

Ayo Shenelle look like a red panda in this photo.

by UhhhN February 2, 2022

awkward lesser panda

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.

I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha

by UPenn Law October 23, 2011

panda cunt

A panda cunt is somebody who has sexual fantasies about the panda bear and often masturbates whilst thinking about the animal. Many of them then go on to dress up and role play this animal with a friend or partner

Rhys: Mmmm I love panda's... Will you dress up as one for me so i can roger you silly?
Matt: No! You fucking panda cunt!

by Soups-On January 7, 2012

Panda

A unit of time equal to 90 minutes.

Ben: Wake me up in 3 pandas

by ronald von January 20, 2013

panda

a derogative term used for an asian

pandas know kung fu from birth

by kenta January 13, 2007

panda

The point at which a woman orgasms several times, and a man is shot out of the vagina directly into a wall. Also a furry black and white animal.

My bitch pandad me into the living room.

by Teh p00py April 10, 2003