pack of grogans

collective noun for two or more grogans.

yeah, it was a pack of grogans, yeah?

by bigshape July 16, 2010

faux-pack

A false six pack as seen on Robert Pattinson's stomach in New Moon.

A: I'm so excited about New Moon.
B: Why?
A: Because I'm looking forward to see Edward's six pack.
B: I'm excited too but I prefer Jacob's abs because Edward's is a faux-pack.

by hannelskarhann November 29, 2009

Fecal pack

Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole

Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week

by headshok62 October 18, 2008

Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.

While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.

by Ludditeright June 2, 2013

packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

Pack a dungeon

The act of putting chewing tobacco into your anus

Get some skoal so i can pack a dungeon

by chillguy123 June 29, 2014

Pack's Mom

The product of Crossbreeding a Downs Syndrome midget and Aids infected baboon.

"I brought a girl home last night, but she turned out to be Pack's Mom. Dodged that bullet, huh"

by JackShack July 20, 2014