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Grass

Something u should touch if ur a Discord mod.
Discord mods: Hey kitten ilysm that I will give u all my life savings and I'll never go outside and touch grass
by Imagine using UD in 2022 June 10, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.
Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
mugGet the Can't walk in the tall grassmug.

Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT
“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS
by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024
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Grass

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.
*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.

Billy: Wtf is that shit.
by Sleepy_Joe69 May 25, 2021
mugGet the Grassmug.

grandma grass

by Nobel6OfReach July 10, 2022
mugGet the grandma grassmug.

Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.
"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"
by CIark Kennt June 6, 2018
mugGet the Grass-patchmug.

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