toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 12, 2009

Skibidi Toilet

A giant ass man's head inside of a dirty ass toilet having a seizure while saying over and over "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DEEP DEEP SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP"-

"I needed to take a massive shit so I decided to use the skibidi toilet. After I was done, more than half of my ass was gone."

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 07, 2023

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 28, 2020

gang of toilet

A woman with a huge booty!!!

That girl's got a gang of toilet on her!

by LJM67 November 30, 2016

Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

by Ace Binkley July 28, 2005

toilet zombie

a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.

anna was eaten by a toilet zombie

by swimmerfish March 27, 2009

the angry toilet

when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.

dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.

by bnbbnbbnb April 17, 2009