Rough butts

When a situation is particularly difficult and it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points, this is rough butts!

by nosrac271 January 01, 2023

Butt tagger

Butt Tagger is a word used to descibe someone who tags on restroom walls while using the toliet.

I know Gary's the butt tagger. I know his hand writing.

I butt tagged Jennifers cell number to get back at her.

by RollaCoasta January 28, 2010

butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 22, 2014

Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 02, 2009

butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012