jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 27, 2007

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Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.

Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.

by loloctopus February 14, 2013

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Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.

Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!

by plummajoe May 25, 2012

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wam jam

when you shove something together and in a very shitty and non-professional way.

Can't put this computer code to work nicely. I will need to wam jam it to get it to work.

by Wubert Ballin November 25, 2017

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bts(jams)

the most important 7 korean men in the world. they have taught us how to love our selves and even though some of us aren’t there yet, we take one step closer every day. we take one step closer everyday because 7 men motivate us in the best possible ways. by being off their rockers, talented, and just breathing. and remember “it’s alright even if you don’t have a dream. it’s possible to not have one. just be happy.” stan BTS for clean skin, yeehaws, and self love.

bts(jams) is amazing and wonderful.

by i need u for just one day. July 1, 2019

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