Oliver

oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh

"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me

by oliver's dickrider June 25, 2025

Oliver

A guy who's very confusing. An Oliver can't show his feelings to the girl he likes because he thinks he's too good. But he is a really funny dude and wants to make his friends laugh. He has quite a few friends but isn't the most popular guy in his friendsgroup. Everyone likes to be with him. When you're friends with an Oliver you did everything right. Oliver? Be more confident and show that girl that you like her. Maybe with cuddeling? you'll never know what's gonna happen ;)

Oliver should show me how he really feels about me

by goforitrn March 17, 2020

Oliver

Lives in kvarndala and is very very very gay

Oh look its oliver

by Bruhbruhbruhbro September 16, 2020

Oliver

An adorable, precious and sweet boy that you must protect at all costs. He's very timid, but guaranteed to be the most significant person in your life. He'll truly mean the world to you.

"Is there someone that matters to you the most?"
"Yep, there's someone named Oliver."

by MisterRevolutionary April 11, 2022

Oliver

A virgin who is completely antisocial. All they do when with other people is sit around and play video games and not talk. Every word that does come out of their mouth is more gay than the last.

Guy 1: Let's go walk to Jewel and get something.
Guy 2: No, I wanna play some more Fortnite.
Guy 1: Dont be such an Oliver
Guy 2: Hrrr *beats chest*

by Boomman32 October 21, 2019

Olive

She’s the cutest lizard in the whole wide world. She’s very sweet and loves baby carrots and buggies. She is so beautiful and no lizard boy could resist.

Olive is so cute! She’s the best girl ever!

by Olive is a queen May 1, 2022

Oliver

Oliver is… one of the most awesome people you will ever meet, I mean like this guy… is like awesome. He’s mean and stubborn sometimes. But is always a good friend in the end

Have you ever met an Oliver

by Gret-Frog1234 September 26, 2022