oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Oil change

The act of chugging water while urinating. Typically in the middle of the night after a long day of drinking too much.

I drank so much yesterday, but I’m not hungover. Probably because I did 3 oil changes in the middle of the night.

by Truco20 December 15, 2023

Oil Mom

A typically middle aged mom in her 30s who’s personality relates to alternative medicine. They often are in an MLM about oils or some other bullshit “medicine” that doesn’t work. They may also be mega religious, into astrology, an “independent queen”, and likely are depressed and are in an affair. If you see one, prepare to have the worst experience of your day.

Person 1: Did you know that Jennifer’s an Oil Mom?

Person 2: Yeah, I think she shills Doterra or some similar brand.

by AssEaster December 11, 2022

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022

crewed oil

"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.

Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".

by QuacksO December 20, 2022

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017