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October 26

All U.S. Citizens are required to watch Kung fu panda 1, 2, and 3 on October 26th.
by Masteroogway’s burner October 26, 2019
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October 19

Ahh, October 19. Today is National high five day. Every time you hear the word "Um." you must give the person beside you a high five. Stranger or not.
October 19 is a weird yet sick day!!!
by NationalDaysAnytimeAnywhere October 17, 2019
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October 28

Hey baby it’s October 28
It’s my birthday u know what that means

That means we have to fuck
by DaddyZay11 December 31, 2020
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October 2

The day that ugly minecrafter nigga dream face revealed
Remember October 2, twitter was clowning Dream’s ass.
Should’ve never face revealed
by ayoDerk October 2, 2022
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October 31

National fat ass day. FUCK HALLOWEEN WE ARE DOING NATIONAL FAT ASS DAY!! On October 31 all the fat/thick people come together and eat all the junk food they can find. NO SKINNY PEOPLE ALLOWED. BYOF BRING YOUR OWN FOOD
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BED WE HAVING A SLEEP OVER! STN SPREAD THE NEWS. If you really want a skinny person it will cost them 10$! (All thick celebrity’s through the back door)
Friend: Are you excited for Fat ass day on October 31!”

Skinny person: Yea but I have to bring 10 bucks ☹️
by Bella Martell/ Denbrough October 28, 2019
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October 2nd

IF YOU ARE BORN IN THIS YEAR YOU A LEGEND MY GUY
Friend:hey when are you born?
You:October 2nd
Friend:OMG YOU FUCKING LEGEND
by Sebanwonderland March 7, 2021
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October 8th

October 8th

National fuck your girlfriend day

you get to fuck your significant other then take her out to eat :)
by imafag:) April 15, 2021
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