Nuclear fartsplosion

When you fart so hard it creates the loudest noise known to man and fills the whole room with gas.

Person 1: "Remember that time Person 3 caused a nuclear fartsplosion in my bedroom?"
Person 2: "Yeah..that was the craziest one."
Person 3: "HEY, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FART?!"

by W Rich November 19, 2025

Nuclear bomb chess

Nuclear bomb chess is chess, played with different nuclear bombs to replace the chess pieces. This version of chess is most often played in North Korea.

1: Bro wanna play Nuclear bomb chess
2: hell naw don't they play that in north korea??

by pilot_waffle37 December 8, 2025

Nuclear War

Nuclear war is historical event in human history that is defined by the fact that it was deserved. And as person, writing this beforet he event i want to say it was fucking deserved. and it was a good thing you guys suck and you are reason why i am misanthrope
i hate your fake religion and your lies nuclear war was good overall

Zoomer 1: NOOOOOOOOOO BUT EVERYONE DIED
Me: Actial;ly, nuclear war is good for health
Zoomer 2 (Female voice): NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT AAAAH

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t December 21, 2025

Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner

Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart

by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026

cultured nucleus

A sanctuary, a place to go for positive influence.

We are headed to the cultured nucleus for some fun.

by infernovideo April 10, 2008

killa nute

a down ass ninjette! hella :D hehe uhm yeah..boys love her but hoes hate her

-That girl looks like killa nute.
-naw that bitch flat as hell

by ali babaaaaaa March 6, 2009

went nuclear

To go totally crazy, as angry as you can get

Therese caught Philip sniffing coke & fucking hookers & went nuclear

by dynamitephil November 3, 2013