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Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Salt

1. A compound of Sodium and Chlorine.

2. A polymorphic sentient rock, usually going by the name of Pearl, who is particularly snarky. She refuses to stop grieving her deceased lover and tries to push said lover's legacy onto the half-breed child that caused her to die.
1. Could you pass the table salt?

2. Garnet, Amethyst, and Salt are the Crystal Gems.
by Fffhjiiufgnjj May 6, 2017
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Salt Water Sautle

The punishment or end behavior you get for being a scene stealer in meme, movie, television or real life or video games, phone calls, email and etc.
A salt water salt water sautle

is an actor or actress or real people and etc who draws more attention than other actors in the same scene. They may do this through talent, charm, or artifice.

Randolph got her start in theater and has been a scene-stealer in numerous films and TV shows".
by Smoothie8girl February 28, 2025
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Salt Water Sump

The art of having your anal cavity filled with male ejaculate.
Gay Dude 1: "That guy has a great ass!"
Gay Dude 2: "Yeah, that's a fine Salt Water Sump he has there!"
by Bigkevsta November 14, 2025
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Salt

When something is fire fire, awesome and cool
This donut is salt bruh
by Digglerbits April 24, 2024
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Hair salt

When someone has a such a large collection of dandriff on their head so it looks like they have salt on their head.
She got dry scalp. You can tell because of her hair salt.
by a n i m e t i t y January 27, 2018
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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