When you stick your hand in between your naked asscheeks and rip ass, causing your asscheeks to jiggle all your assham on your hand.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022
Get the garbage handmug. I was banging her and instead of nutting in her I nutted on my hand and quickly slapped her across the face with a solid emperors hand. While grabbing her by the pussy.
by Erica V November 23, 2016
Get the Emperors Handmug. by Smash D January 18, 2017
Get the Hand Hummermug. 1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.
2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.
1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.
2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."
by RUMadbro August 4, 2011
Get the Fran Handmug. Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.
OR
Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
OR
Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.
def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!
by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010
Get the Granny Handingmug. When a male or female is just attractive enough that you would potentially shake you're hand in the "so-so" action. This being when your hand is held out and rocked back and forth to give an "okay or mediocre" judgment rather then a strong approval or dis-approval.
When someones looks are neither good nor bad.
When someones looks are neither good nor bad.
by jkalas October 9, 2009
Get the Shake a hand at itmug. It is a bboy move that involves jumping on one or both hands and pivoting your legs upwards and down as you jump with your hand or hands
by bboy reach January 1, 2012
Get the hand hopmug.